Classic Car Nostalgist Prints

"In the old days, guy cars were guy cars!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The American Nightmare.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Chicken Coupe.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Let me look at that map...'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'