Auto Leasing Professional T-Shirts

My fortune says the auto leasing company will give me a huge bill for the scratches and dings on my leased car.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."