Auto Leasing Professional Prints

My fortune says the auto leasing company will give me a huge bill for the scratches and dings on my leased car.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Uber Out of Luck

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Volkswagen with skull face

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."