"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""
Auto Adventure Deities Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of auto adventure deities? Our curated selection blends creativity and spirituality for explorers and wanderers. Find humorous and inspiring items that honor divine car journeys and mythical adventures. Whether for the road trip enthusiast or the myth lover, discover pieces that ignite imagination and evoke divine inspiration. Our products range from playful prints to practical accessories, all designed for those who see their vehicle as a vessel to adventure and enlightenment.
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."
'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'
Caution, Student Self-Driver
An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.
A series of Exit signs.
Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.
"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."
Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.
Wrong Way.
"He only made first four installments."
'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'
'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'
Gas eyedropper.
What to do if the kids take away your car.
Tedium Tours.
"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."
"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."
"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."
A learner driver crashes into lamp post
Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.
'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'
'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'
Self-driving stroller
Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles
Mr. Punch cycling
'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'
"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."
'This baby is great on gas...'
Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.
'Don't get involved.'
Man in car.
George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!
Auto Adventure Deities Gifts Collection
Auto Adventure Deities Mugs
Explore our entire collection of auto adventure deities products on mugs to add divine charm to your morning coffee or tea ritual.
Auto Adventure Deities Pillows
Discover auto adventure deities pillows—comfort and divine inspiration blend perfectly to brighten your living space or adventure gear.
Auto Adventure Deities Prints
Browse our auto adventure deities prints—bring legendary divine guidance into your home or office with eye-catching, myth-inspired artwork.
Auto Adventure Deities T-Shirts
Check out our auto adventure deities t-shirts—perfect for adventurers who want to wear their mythological spirit and love for the open road.