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"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Wrong Way.

"He only made first four installments."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Self-driving stroller

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Mr. Punch cycling

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'This baby is great on gas...'

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

'Don't get involved.'

Man in car.

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!