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"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Witch dice.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Santa Claus

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Small laughing space creatures.