Fantasy Auto Adventurers Gifts

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Witch dice.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

A series of Exit signs.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."