Attending Rehab Gifts

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

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"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Retrospection.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

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"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Addiction Research Centre.

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

'Well . .a cigar IS just a cigar...do you understand?'