Completed Rehab Gifts

"She made her hat in rehab."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'It was his last session.'

Addiction Research Centre.

'I'm cured!'

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

Twelve step program.

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

Methodone actor - "I could have been a contender, but I seam to be having trouble remembering my lines."

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

'It was his last session.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Chemotherapy male warrior

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

Tourette's Rehab Center

"Hi, my name is Sylvia, and it's been 36 hours since I bought anything online."

'I'm just out of rehab...texting addiction.'