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"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

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"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Retrospection.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"I am fully functional again!"

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

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"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"You can probably tell we're a close knit family..."

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

Troop Therapy

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Addiction Research Centre.

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'I remember when you were this high!'

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."