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Tourette's Rehab Center

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

Lab Rat Rehab...

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Addiction Research Centre.

"She made her hat in rehab."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

Twelve step program.

Alcoholics Anonymous.

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

Gambling Addiction Treatment Center

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.