Rehabilitation Supporter T-Shirts

'My name is Rudolph and I am an alcoholic.'

"The community refused my services."

Window Treatment

See you at the farmers market!

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Couple

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

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'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Bubbling

"Tell me about your programmer."

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Patient jumps out of window.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Egalitarian family

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'