Rehabilitation Supporter Mugs

'My name is Rudolph and I am an alcoholic.'

"The community refused my services."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Couple

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Bubbling

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Egalitarian family

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Patient jumps out of window.