Atom Cracker Gifts

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Little league world series of poker.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'You reek of crackers.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

C is for Cracker

A parrot business meeting

Polly want a cracker?

Looking for the vaccine

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Mouse Cracker

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!