Atom Buster Gifts

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Car Emissions

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Santa Claws...

Oil Spill

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Nitrogen Emissions

Killing Santa

Human Tree

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Monitoring the Air Quality

'Me…me…catch me!'

"Don't overdo it, dear."

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Goal!

Flowers of Pollution

"Technically, it's not an island."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Space Trash

Bio-Lab. I just discovered a bacteria that wipes out all the other bacteria. "The Germinator."

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"