Atom Buster Pillows

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

The Jeopardy of Progress

North Pole

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Car Emissions

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Santa Claws...

Oil Spill

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Human Tree

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Nitrogen Emissions

Killing Santa

'Me…me…catch me!'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

"Don't overdo it, dear."

Flowers of Pollution

Goal!

"Technically, it's not an island."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

Space Trash

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"