Atom Cracker Pillows

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'You reek of crackers.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

C is for Cracker

A parrot business meeting

Polly want a cracker?

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'Polly had a cracker.'

Looking for the vaccine

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Mouse Cracker

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

"I know you want a cracker, but I refuse to contribute further to the welfare state."

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.