Christmas Cracker Pillows

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

A parrot business meeting

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Polly want a cracker?

Looking for the vaccine

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Mouse Cracker

A third of the buck stops here.

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

"No matter what deal they offer, make sure it includes the crackers!"