Christmas Cracker Lover Pillows

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Christmas Tree

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Yo ho ho!

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'You reek of crackers.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Safe Christmas.

Santa and New Technology

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

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'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Cat in a Christmas tree.