Athletic Shoe Lover Gifts

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

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