Running Shoe Enthusiast Gifts

"My strongest incentive to jog is guilt over paying so much for my running shoes."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Women in a cross country race

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Man running

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Consenting Adults.

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."