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'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Cristiano Ronaldo

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'