Assembly Projects Gifts

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Young Frankenstein"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

D.I.Y

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Caution: use only under child supervison

DIY horror.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'