'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'
First Assembly Project Gifts
Looking for a gift that commemorates a student's first assembly project? Our collection blends humor and warmth, making it a memorable keepsake. Whether for a young student or a proud parent, find a unique gift that marks this special milestone.
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.
"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."
"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.
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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'
'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'
"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"
Caution: use only under child supervison
'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'
DIY horror.
George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.
Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.
"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'
Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.
"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."
DIY.
'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'
It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.
IKEA Book
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
"I can't find the instructions."
'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'
Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'
'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'
Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.
'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."
First Assembly Project Gifts Collection
First Assembly Project Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating first assembly projects—perfect for students or proud parents to cherish this milestone.
First Assembly Project Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate first assembly projects, bringing fun and comfort to their room or study space.
First Assembly Project Prints
Browse prints that beautifully commemorate the first assembly project—a wonderful way to remember this special achievement.
First Assembly Project T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed to commemorate the first assembly project—ideal for students or family members to show their pride.