Assembly Aficionados Gifts

This end up. We called you here so we could build this bookcase that says "some assembly required."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Date Night

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Screw plastic surgeon.

"I can't find the instructions."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Grade 'A' Grass.

Workers constructing barcodes

Whack the author.

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."