Assembly Aficionados Gifts

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Date Night

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Screw plastic surgeon.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Workers constructing barcodes

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

Whack the author.

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"