Assembly Instruction Aficionado Gifts

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Crane fishing

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Manual Worker

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"I think I've spotted your problem."

Cat flap for a truck.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

Forklift truck

'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.'

'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."