Assembly Aficionado Gifts

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Apparently, it's already assembled.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Crane fishing

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Moses and the bridge.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Screw plastic surgeon.

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).