Assembly Antics Aficionado Gifts

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"What's all this?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

DIY horror.

Jungle Games

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Screw plastic surgeon.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Serves you right for licking it!"

Lemming meringue pie.

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'