Animated Antics Aficionado Gifts

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Stubborn Horse

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Barney! Get down!"