Animated Antics Aficionado Gifts

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow Blue Arrows

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Stubborn Horse

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...