Animated Film Enthusiast Gifts

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

'They always off the mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"Mom, I got the job!"

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

Dumbo in Space

Looney Trump

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"How do I stop getting notified about my friend's babies?"

Pope-mon

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge

Financing Nemo