Animated Film Enthusiast Gifts

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

'They always off the mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

William Wallace and Gromit

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

Looney Trump

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

"Mom, I got the job!"

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Dumbo in Space

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Financing Nemo

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

"...Of course this is before he made it really big in cartoons"