Assembly Enthusiast Gifts

The speech was almost interesting. People began to sit up and fake interest.

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.