Assembly Enthusiast Prints

The speech was almost interesting. People began to sit up and fake interest.

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Building Blocks.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Building a company.

Caution: use only under child supervison

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'