Assembly Genius Gifts

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

DIY horror.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."