Assembly Genius Pillows

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

DIY horror.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I can't find the instructions."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

This Amount of Computer Code

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'

"There's no need to feel embarrassed, it happens to lots of men."

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

Extra parts to confuse people.

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."