Asparagus Aficionados Gifts

"Somebody had as-par-a-gus!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Cow Pollen

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

The One That Newton Missed

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Bangers and Mash

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

A couple having breakfast