Asparagus Aficionado Gifts

Protesting Asparagus

'How many times have I said never to leave any dangerous things in reach of the baby... Things like knifes or forks... Or Asparagus sticks!'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

I've located your problem, luv!

Runner Bean...

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.