National Asparagus Day Gifts

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Bitchbark Canoe

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bad dog."

Happy.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

To read or not to read?

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Examination.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Thank you

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Television guests' essentials in November.