International Carrot Day Gifts

International Carrot Day April 4th

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

The vegan hunter

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...