International Carrot Day Gifts

International Carrot Day April 4th

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

The vegan hunter

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.