Asceticism Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who embraces asceticism or appreciates minimalist lifestyles? Our collection offers witty, charming products that nod to the art of simplicity and discipline. Find something that resonates with their values and sense of humor, whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print. Celebrate the beauty of restraint with a gift that speaks to their love of minimalism and mindful living.

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'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,' mockup

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

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"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!" mockup

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?" mockup

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

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Books / Coffee table books

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By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'. mockup

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

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Ill next Thursday

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"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist." mockup

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?" mockup

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark." mockup

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue." mockup

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

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Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus mockup

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

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Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles mockup

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

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"Vegas"

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"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble." mockup

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

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"You’ll get nothingness and like it." mockup

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

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'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?' mockup

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

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Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found. mockup

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

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'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!' mockup

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

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Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows mockup

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

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"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out." mockup

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

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The Nobility Scooter

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'I need you to blow into this breathalyzer, right after this important commercial message.'

'I need you to blow into this breathalyzer, right after this important commercial message.' mockup

'I need you to blow into this breathalyzer, right after this important commercial message.'

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"All I have is tofu."

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Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body. mockup

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

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"How come we never sleep at my place?" mockup

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

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'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!'

'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!' mockup

'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!'

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'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...' mockup

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

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"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!" mockup

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

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Countess

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A poet with wings

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"And on the floor is the present duchess...."

"And on the floor is the present duchess...." mockup

"And on the floor is the present duchess...."

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"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir." mockup

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

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Queen Elizabeth II

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"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties." mockup

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

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Asceticism Gifts Collection

Asceticism Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the minimalist philosophy—perfect for anyone who finds joy in simplicity, from subtle humor to meaningful symbols.

Asceticism Pillows

Check out our asceticism-themed pillows—adding a minimalistic and humorous touch to their living space, perfect for fans of disciplined simplicity.

Asceticism Prints

View our selection of prints inspired by asceticism—bring a tasteful reminder of discipline and simplicity into their home or workspace.

Asceticism T-Shirts

Browse our collection of T-shirts inspired by asceticism—ideal for those who wear their love of minimalism and discipline with pride and style.