Ascetic Admirer Gifts

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Love

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Oscar Wilde

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Vegas"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Cakeless.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

A gymnast holding a balloon

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Knights jousting on pinatas

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

"You have two unread messages."