Ascetic Admirer Mugs

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Love

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Vegas"

Cakeless.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Knights jousting on pinatas

A gymnast holding a balloon

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

"You have two unread messages."

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

"How come we never sleep at my place?"