Ascetic Mugs

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Vegas"

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A day at the races

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Mr Metrosexual.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Civilized Salmon

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

Books / Coffee table books

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Ill next Thursday

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Doorway for Hats at Ascot