Ascetic Adventurer Gifts

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

You had me at vintage.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

Pyramid catflap...

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Pole Vaulting Club

"Vegas"

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Rape of the Lock- The Barge