Ascetic Adventurer T-Shirts

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

You had me at vintage.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Shoot For The Moon

Pyramid catflap...

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"Vegas"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Pole Vaulting Club

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Rape of the Lock- The Barge