Ascetic Audiophile Gifts

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Tong!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Artist and Musician

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Older and wiser

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Missing. Last seen with.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Chain and Ball music player.