Ascetic Audiophile T-Shirts

No caption (A monk wears a cross necklace that has attached earbuds).

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Ralph Stanley

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Music Freak.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Is there an audio edition?"

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."

The Gong

Older and wiser

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".