Amorous Audiophile Gifts

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

At the rock concert...

Audio Books

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Tong!"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Music for car stereos

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

I play the guitar. Deal with it.