Esotericism Gifts

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Ill next Thursday

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"Who's there?"

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'I'm screwed...'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."

Obvious problem

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

"I don't get it."