Esoteric Stylist Gifts

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Dandy

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Ill next Thursday

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

The Eclectic Chair

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Satan

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Fashionista

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Notice anything different about me?"

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"Yo, give me 666!"

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."

This year we all got beards!

Psychic Convention