Esoteric Stylist Gifts

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Punkins

The Dandy

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Ill next Thursday

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Eclectic Chair

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Satan

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Fashionista

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"Notice anything different about me?"

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

This year we all got beards!

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."

"Yo, give me 666!"

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