"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."
Dystopian Stylist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the dystopian stylist? Celebrate their unique aesthetic with creative, edgy designs that reflect their love for alternative realities and futuristic fashion. Whether they’re into cyberpunk themes or post-apocalyptic style, our products offer a witty, artistic touch that resonates with their imagination.
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
George Orwell
Totalitarian Humour
Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.
First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.
"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
Tuesday, 2022
Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills
Boss, are you into science fiction? Of course, minion. "Blade Runner," "Alien," "Cloud Atlas," "Continuum," "Robocop"
"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one
"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."
'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'
Big Bubba Is Watching You!
Pasadena Playhouse War
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
Minority Report Is Real
Robo Sapiens
Solar Flares
"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."
Post Post
"Derek has re-invented himself."
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."
"Hey, remember the internet?"
Bureaucratic Hell
George Orwell
Air Pollution.
Promises Kept
"I'm from the future."
Dystopian Stylist Gifts Collection
Dystopian Stylist Mugs
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Dystopian Stylist Pillows
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Dystopian Stylist Prints
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Dystopian Stylist T-Shirts
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